Post by The Peace Keeper on Apr 4, 2006 0:53:39 GMT -5
Ok, my friend Justin found this Parody of "Stan" (A song by Eminem" in the CE on Gamefaqs and I thought it was the awesomest, funniest shit ever, so I'm gonna post it here. In case you guys don't know, CjayC and Sailor Bacon are the two administrators on Gamefaqs:
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:20:43 AM | Message Detail
Dear Ceej, I made a thread for you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my sig, my post, and my info at the
bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the gmail servers or
somethin'
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot
'em
But anyways, **** it, what's been up man, how's
Sailor Bacon?
You must have a girlfriend too, with of all the money you've been making.
If I make a website, guess what I'm-a call it? I'm-a
call it Bonnie.com.
I read about your friend Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend ban himself over some girl who didn't
AIM him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
biggest fan.
I even got the underground site that you did with
Snperman.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures,
man.
I like the FAQs you did about the PS too, that **** was
fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to
chat
Truly yours, your biggest lover, this is bumber.
CHORUS:
My topic's gone cold,I'm wondering why I posted a thread
at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:21:01 AM | Message Detail
Dear Ceej, you still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you
have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't
reply to fads.
If you didn't want to respond to me inside of CE
You didn't have to
but you could have made a sig for omghi2u.
That's my forum buddy, man. He's only 36 years old.
We waited in the MBH forum for 4 hours
and a mod just said "close".
That's pretty ****ty man, his forum rank's an idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:38:23 AM | Message Detail
I ain't that mad, but I'd just like being replied to.
Remember when we met in RI, you said if I made a topic about you
You would reply back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew how to beat The Boss either.
I looked on a FAQ to cheat so I could beat her.
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your threads.
So when I have a ****ty day, I read and respond to everything you've said.
Cause I don't really got **** else, so that **** helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with "CjayC" across the chest.
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:43:59 AM | Message Detail
Sometimes I even mark myself to see how much karma bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. Moderations are such a sudden rush
for me.
See, everything you post is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My Internet girlfriend's jealous 'cause I email you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Ceej, no one
does.
She don't know what it was like playing video games when
we were growing up.
You've gotta reply to me man. I'll be the biggest user
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, bumber. PS: You should be my lover too.
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:55:17 AM | Message Detail
Dear Mr. "I'm too good to email or respond to fads"
This'll be the last thread I ever make for your ***.
It's been 10 minutes and still no word. I don't
deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails, I wrote your
address on 'em perfect.
So this is my thread I'm sending you. I hope you
read it.
I'm in my chair right now. I'm watching 60 minutes on my TV.
Hey Ceej, "I drank five buttershots, ya dare me to
post?"
You know that message by Math Murderer about "A Lamer no one knows"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy
from a banning?
But didn't? Then Math saw it all then in a forum he
found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me
from a banning.
Now it's too late. I've been on Gamefaqs a thousand hours now,
I'm drowsy.
And all I wanted was a lousy email or reply, that's all.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures
off the wall.
I love you Ceej, we could have been together. Think
about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't post and you
complain about it.
And when you complain, I hope CNET sells your site and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't
breathe without me.
See Ceej, {typing} shut up ***** I'm trying to
post
Hey Ceej, that's my e-girlfriend messaging me from across the coast.
But I didn't ban her account, I just blocked her from AIM, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if she logs off, she'll suffer more, and then
she'll cry too .
Well, gotta go, I'm almost hitting "post message" now.
Oh ****, my Internet's down, how am I supposed to send this ****
out?
{screeching noise, crashing sounds, computer shuts off}
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:20:43 AM | Message Detail
Dear Ceej, I made a thread for you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my sig, my post, and my info at the
bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the gmail servers or
somethin'
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot
'em
But anyways, **** it, what's been up man, how's
Sailor Bacon?
You must have a girlfriend too, with of all the money you've been making.
If I make a website, guess what I'm-a call it? I'm-a
call it Bonnie.com.
I read about your friend Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend ban himself over some girl who didn't
AIM him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
biggest fan.
I even got the underground site that you did with
Snperman.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures,
man.
I like the FAQs you did about the PS too, that **** was
fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to
chat
Truly yours, your biggest lover, this is bumber.
CHORUS:
My topic's gone cold,I'm wondering why I posted a thread
at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:21:01 AM | Message Detail
Dear Ceej, you still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you
have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't
reply to fads.
If you didn't want to respond to me inside of CE
You didn't have to
but you could have made a sig for omghi2u.
That's my forum buddy, man. He's only 36 years old.
We waited in the MBH forum for 4 hours
and a mod just said "close".
That's pretty ****ty man, his forum rank's an idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:38:23 AM | Message Detail
I ain't that mad, but I'd just like being replied to.
Remember when we met in RI, you said if I made a topic about you
You would reply back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew how to beat The Boss either.
I looked on a FAQ to cheat so I could beat her.
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your threads.
So when I have a ****ty day, I read and respond to everything you've said.
Cause I don't really got **** else, so that **** helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with "CjayC" across the chest.
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:43:59 AM | Message Detail
Sometimes I even mark myself to see how much karma bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. Moderations are such a sudden rush
for me.
See, everything you post is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My Internet girlfriend's jealous 'cause I email you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Ceej, no one
does.
She don't know what it was like playing video games when
we were growing up.
You've gotta reply to me man. I'll be the biggest user
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, bumber. PS: You should be my lover too.
From: topic bumber | Posted: 3/31/2006 12:55:17 AM | Message Detail
Dear Mr. "I'm too good to email or respond to fads"
This'll be the last thread I ever make for your ***.
It's been 10 minutes and still no word. I don't
deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails, I wrote your
address on 'em perfect.
So this is my thread I'm sending you. I hope you
read it.
I'm in my chair right now. I'm watching 60 minutes on my TV.
Hey Ceej, "I drank five buttershots, ya dare me to
post?"
You know that message by Math Murderer about "A Lamer no one knows"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy
from a banning?
But didn't? Then Math saw it all then in a forum he
found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me
from a banning.
Now it's too late. I've been on Gamefaqs a thousand hours now,
I'm drowsy.
And all I wanted was a lousy email or reply, that's all.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures
off the wall.
I love you Ceej, we could have been together. Think
about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't post and you
complain about it.
And when you complain, I hope CNET sells your site and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't
breathe without me.
See Ceej, {typing} shut up ***** I'm trying to
post
Hey Ceej, that's my e-girlfriend messaging me from across the coast.
But I didn't ban her account, I just blocked her from AIM, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if she logs off, she'll suffer more, and then
she'll cry too .
Well, gotta go, I'm almost hitting "post message" now.
Oh ****, my Internet's down, how am I supposed to send this ****
out?
{screeching noise, crashing sounds, computer shuts off}
